FLU.

boo, the flu sucks ass. so glad we had that flu vaccine shortage so i could get sick this year, weeeeeeee. cuz i don't know about you, but i love being bed-ridden with my head feeling like it's going to explode. oh, and the throwing up is great too. and i love that i can't leave the house to go to work to yell at whoever didn't put me on the schedule. yep, this flu has the perfect timing.